What chicken breed are you?

Just been watching breakfast tv and suddenly we see, not humans as such, on the breakfast couch, but humans who LOOK like chickens! OK, I have yet to have my morning cup of tea, but despite obvious possible hallucinatory affects of dehydration, the resemblance is clear. So far we have had a wonderfully homely lady who was if not a Buff Orpington then at least a Buff Sussex, and now I have just spotted a magnificent Brahma…..what is going on today? Is it me, or is the whole world turning chicken?