Hens’ Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the second day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the third day of Christmas my Humans gave to me,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the fourth day of Christmas my Humans gave to me,
Four poppadoms,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the fifth day of Christmas my Humans gave to me,
FIVE MINCE PIES!
Four poppadoms,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Six chocolate croissants,
FIVE MINCE PIES!
Four poppadoms,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Seven panettone
Six chocolate croissants,
FIVE MINCE PIES!
Four poppadoms
Three iced buns
Two boiled spuds
And some leftover chilli con carne.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Eight mini stollen,
Seven panettone,
Six chocolate croissants,
FIVE MINCE PIES!
Four poppadoms,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Nine onion bhaji,
Eight mini stollen,
Seven panettone,
Six chocolate croissants,
FIVE MINCE PIES!
Four poppadoms,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Ten Brussels sprouting,
Nine onion bhaji,
Eight mini stollen,
Seven panettone,
Six chocolate croissants,
FIVE MINCE PIES!
Four poppadoms,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Eleven amaretti,
Ten Brussels sprouting,
Nine onion bhaji,
Eight mini stollen,
Seven panettone,
Six chocolate croissants,
FIVE MINCE PIES!
Four poppadoms,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Humans gave to me,
Twelve chestnuts roasting,
Eleven amaretti,
Ten brussels sprouting,
Nine onion bhaji,
Eight mini stollen,
Seven panettone,
Six chocolate croissants,
FIVE MINCE PIES!
Four poppadoms,
Three iced buns,
Two boiled spuds and
Some leftover chilli con carne.